Real conversation this morning...

Lee: Did you sleep well last night?
Jocelyn: Yes!
Lee: Where did you sleep?
Jocelyn: In the bed.
Lee: Were there pygmy goats in there?
Jocelyn: Yes.
Lee: Oh.
Jocelyn: I eat a goat.
Lee: Atta girl. That'll teach those pygmy goats.

Um, okay.

(By the way, we regularly ask a random question, such as the pygmy goats one, to see if we're talking to the real-world-Jocelyn or the Jocelyn-with-her-mind-in-her-own-imaginative-place. Clearly, we had the latter this morning!)